The Militaristic Autocracy of Crity Tria is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Veridian Shadowsteel with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.502 billion Trians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortis Imperium. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Crity Trian economy, worth a remarkable 2,710 trillion Trian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 492,643 Trian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly, and in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Trians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crity Tria's national animal is the Ironclad Gryphon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Order of the Iron Fist.

Crity Tria is ranked 717^th in the world and 33^rd in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 181.24 law-abiding acts per hour.