Population | 13.601 billion |
Capital | Zum City |
Leader | Supreme Commander Gihren Zabi |
Currency | Zeon credit |
Animal | eagle |
The Independent Space Colony of Side 3 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Commander Gihren Zabi with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.601 billion Zeons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zum City. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Zeonic economy, worth a remarkable 8,104 trillion Zeon credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 595,850 Zeon credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Military spending is on the increase, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and foreign leaders who don't applaud Supreme Commander Gihren Zabi's speeches are regarded as enemies of Side 3. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Side 3's national animal is the eagle.
Side 3 is ranked 21,305th in the world and 2nd in The Local Cluster for Most Authoritarian, with 2,965.74 milliStalins.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Side 3, foreign leaders who don't applaud Supreme Commander Gihren Zabi's speeches are regarded as enemies of Side 3.
- : Following new legislation in Side 3, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
- : Following new legislation in Side 3, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.
- : Following new legislation in Side 3, military spending is on the increase.
- : Following new legislation in Side 3, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Zeon credit battlesuits.
- : Following new legislation in Side 3, modern warfare's call of duty isn't popular with gamers these days.
- : Following new legislation in Side 3, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
- : Following new legislation in Side 3, bombs make good ploughs.
- : Following new legislation in Side 3, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
- : Following new legislation in Side 3, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.