
| Population | 17.608 billion |
| Capital | Zum City |
| Leader | Supreme Commander Gihren Zabi |
| Currency | Zeon credit |
| Animal | eagle |
The Independent Space Colony of Side 3 is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Commander Gihren Zabi with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.608 billion Zeons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zum City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Zeonic economy, worth an astonishing 11,671 trillion Zeon credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 662,878 Zeon credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, domestic fishermen fly the Zeonic flag out of fear of being blown up, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Side 3's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Side 3 is ranked 333,452nd in the world and 45th in The Local Cluster for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.83 percentage of bribes refused.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Side 3, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
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Side 3, domestic fishermen fly the Zeonic flag out of fear of being blown up.
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Side 3, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
- : Following new legislation in
Side 3, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing.
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Side 3, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
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Side 3, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
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Side 3, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
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Side 3, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
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Side 3, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
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Side 3, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions.

































































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