The Grand Kingdom of Sicey is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by James Geazemuin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.071 billion Siceyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mahemn. The average income tax rate is 48.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Siceyian economy, worth 303 trillion Sicey Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 98,829 Sicey Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, formerly internationally exported goods are now given away for free, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sicey's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Termism.

Sicey is ranked 307,279^th in the world and 150^th in Fish Storage for Nicest Citizens, with 0.81 average smiles per day.