The State of Sheguiandah is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 30.631 billion Sheguiandahians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The thriving Sheguiandahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,247 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 40,719 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 165,099 per year while the poor average 6,685, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and Sheguiandah has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sheguiandah's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Sheguiandah is ranked 272,812^th in the world and 8^th in Brunei Darussalam for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.69 kickbacks per hour.