The Loyal Eager Pony of Sharp-ears is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.771 billion Sharp-earsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Law & Order, with Healthcare, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Michel Delving. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.8%.

The strong Sharp-earsian economy, worth 264 trillion Oats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 70,225 Oats, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

The new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, and plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sharp-ears's national animal is the Shadowfax, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sharp-ears is ranked 149,069^th in the world and 12^th in Suza for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.09 law-abiding acts per hour.