The Wild Lands of Seyulia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 16.202 billion Seyulians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.1%.

The very strong Seyulian economy, worth 888 trillion hedjs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is 54,856 hedjs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 158,870 per year while the poor average 15,010, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied lanner falcon, and the only issue that Leader has is that there aren't enough issues (Seyulia has found 1 easter egg). Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Seyulia's national animal is the lanner falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Seyulia is ranked 166,164^th in the world and 6^th in Cinderia for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 27.06 Effective Tax Rate.