The Kingdom of Serinde is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The cynical population of 3.747 billion Serindeans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Serindean economy, worth 122 trillion Artisanries a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,780 Artisanries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, recognizing the Serindean flag qualifies you for citizenship, the police double as repo men, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Serinde's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Serinde is ranked 298,395^th in the world and 33^rd in Valandor for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -10.54 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.