The Mystical Kingdom of Selestania is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.742 billion Selestanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vyprix. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Selestanian economy, worth 353 trillion Ka'tols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,778 Ka'tols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, the only science is political science, and maps of the enemy's positions are often covered in blood. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Selestania's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Selestania is ranked 279,066^th in the world and 13^th in Kazano for Most Primitive, scoring -329.9 on the Scary Big Number Scale.