The Goddess of the Moon of Selemene is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.928 billion Selemeneans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.6%.

The strong Selemenean economy, worth 479 trillion francs a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,651 francs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 200,893 per year while the poor average 10,024, a ratio of 20.0 to 1.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', and newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Selemene's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Selemene is ranked 113,775^th in the world and 526^th in Remembrance for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,259.33 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.