The Republic of Seisapsaamplot is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, devout population of 1.131 billion Seisapsaamplotians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 43.2%.

The all-consuming Seisapsaamplotian economy, worth 110 trillion arils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,359 arils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Art is not complete without a touch of alizarin blood and titanium sweat, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, and citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seisapsaamplot's national animal is the rainbow jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Seisapsaamplot is ranked 240,767^th in the world and 859^th in ArilCards Inc for Largest Populations, with 1.13 billion capita.