The Republic of Seisaplukplot is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.157 billion Seisaplukplotians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 58.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Seisaplukplotian economy, worth 100 trillion arils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 87,293 arils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol, the big red machine has ground to a halt, and homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seisaplukplot's national animal is the rainbow jay, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Seisaplukplot is ranked 260,540^th in the world and 1,096^th in ArilCards Inc for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.56 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.