The Dictatorship of Security Bureau is a mid-sized, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 85 million Security Bureauans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The powerhouse Security Bureauan economy, worth 8.15 trillion hammers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 95,939 hammers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 865,952 per year while the poor average 1,291, a ratio of 670 to 1.

The poorest Security Bureauans live in 'the stacks', compassion shrinks as tax rebates grow, Leader's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition, and policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Security Bureau's national animal is the walrus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Security Bureau is ranked 69,331^st in the world and 2^nd in Bureaucracy for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 4,394.25 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.