The Oppressed Peoples of Sdsdfras is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 1.894 billion Sdsdfrasians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Sdsdfrasian economy, worth 24.5 trillion EUROS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 12,951 EUROS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned BEARball fields, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, and ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sdsdfras's national animal is the BEAR, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sdsdfras is ranked 186,783^rd in the world and 12^th in Communist Defense Pact for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,272.3 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.