The Colony of SCUT33 is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 19.104 billion SCUT33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient SCUT33ian economy, worth 808 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,282 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown. SCUT33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

SCUT33 is ranked 251,905^th in the world and 1^st in SCUT for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.1 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.