The United Kingdom of Screen is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 50 million Screenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 20.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Screenian economy, worth 1.93 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 38,654 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Screen's national animal is the cow.

Screen is ranked 157,334^th in the world and 2^nd in Mellvora for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 381.62 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.