The Noble Realm of Schweitser is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Herrschergewahlt Thomas Roentgen with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 6.06 billion Schweiss enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raigastadt. The average income tax rate is 75.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Schweitsen economy, worth 667 trillion Aufsmarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,085 Aufsmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, Herrschergewahlt Thomas Roentgen's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, and political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schweitser's national animal is the Konigsadler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reformed Oremianism.

Schweitser is ranked 171,204^th in the world and 7^th in Coldonia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.