The State of Savaii Upolu is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 36.851 billion Savaii Upoluans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The very strong Savaii Upoluan economy, worth a remarkable 1,691 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 45,905 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 312,101 per year while the poor average 2,466, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, Savaii Upolu has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Savaii Upolu in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Savaii Upolu's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Savaii Upolu is ranked 30,007^th in the world and 32^nd in 0000 for Most Primitive, scoring 71.06 on the Scary Big Number Scale.