The Democratic Republic of Sauta is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 493 million Sautans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Baya. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The very strong Sautan economy, worth 32.8 trillion Darus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 66,438 Darus, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 235,640 per year while the poor average 13,510, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Autocrats are persona non grata, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sauta's national animal is the Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Sauta is ranked 248,528^th in the world and 6^th in Darucolimo for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.76 percentage of bribes refused.