The Federation of Saturns is a mid-sized, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 56 million Saturnsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.8%.

The powerhouse Saturnsian economy, worth 4.31 trillion Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is 76,944 Rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 495,911 per year while the poor average 4,823, a ratio of 102 to 1.

School lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, every day is laundry day, and pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saturns's national animal is the Me.

Saturns is ranked 245,264^th in the world and 7^th in Supa Squad for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -1.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.