The Mispelling for Effect of Satelite is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 12.105 billion Sateliteans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 32.1%.

The Satelitean economy, worth 531 trillion DOoLLLARs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 43,893 DOoLLLARs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bicyclists are banned from major roads, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, elections have been outlawed, and Satelite has designated Satelite City as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satelite's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Satelite is ranked 123,177^th in the world and 7^th in International Network of Nations for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,423.54 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.