The Theocracy of Satanyahu is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.314 billion Satanyahuans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.5%.

The very strong Satanyahuan economy, worth 77.8 trillion stolen organs a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 59,204 stolen organs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 245,631 per year while the poor average 9,352, a ratio of 26.3 to 1.

Colours are running as Satanyahuans take on their own laundry, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, and drunk drivers are sentenced to death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satanyahu's national animal is the American politician, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Satanyahu is ranked 263,010^th in the world and 1^st in Fascist a for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.99 percentage of bribes refused.