The Kingdom of Satanic Kingdom is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Satan with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory vegetarianism, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.361 billion Damned Souls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pentagram. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The powerhouse Satanic Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 2,175 trillion Sins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,933 Sins, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to liberate slaves, sausages are seldom seen in the supermarket, the Satanic Kingdomian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners, and cynics say that Satan's speeches are a leading cause of death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satanic Kingdom's national animal is the Baphomet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanic Theocracy.

Satanic Kingdom is ranked 72,133^rd in the world and 2^nd in Satan for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,731.17 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.