The Republic of Sapsaamplot is a massive, genial nation, notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.189 billion Sapsaamplotians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sapsaamplotian economy, worth 115 trillion arils a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,860 arils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Typing Leader's name into a search engine always gives zero matches, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, and the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sapsaamplot's national animal is the rainbow jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sapsaamplot is ranked 218,895^th in the world and 1,463^rd in ArilCards Inc for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 31,770.24 Standard Monetary Units.