The Republic of Sappy Gopiamading is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 7.336 billion Sappy Gopiamadingians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The strong Sappy Gopiamadingian economy, worth 416 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 56,788 rupees, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 366,005 per year while the poor average 3,559, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Sappy Gopiamading's national animal is the falcon.

Sappy Gopiamading is ranked 255,859^th in the world and 1^st in Gwalethia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 48.92 law-abiding acts per hour.