The Theocracy of Sanctus Regnum is a small, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 45 million Sanctus Regnumians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Welfare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Industry and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 25.2%.

The Sanctus Regnumian economy, worth 2.37 trillion Gulers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 52,634 Gulers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, elections have been outlawed, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections, and euthanasia is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sanctus Regnum's national animal is the Dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Sanctus Regnum is ranked 67,063^rd in the world and 5^th in Lasagna for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,803.76 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.