Population | 43.68 billion |
Capital | Jasonia |
Leader | Lord Sanchez |
Faith | Sanchezism |
Currency | croid |
Animal | zombie |
The Undead Nation of Sanchezonallet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Sanchez with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 43.68 billion Sanchezonalletians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jasonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Sanchezonalletian economy, worth an astonishing 21,709 trillion croids a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 497,006 croids, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,693,533 per year while the poor average 107,423, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.
The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, and the country is preparing for war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Sanchezonallet's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sanchezism.
Sanchezonallet is ranked 3,146th in the world and 2nd in Eagleland for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 24,138.55 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sanchezonallet was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic, Highest Economic Output, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Average Incomes, and Largest Black Market.
- : Sanchezonallet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Sanchezonallet, the country is preparing for war.
- : Following new legislation in Sanchezonallet, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
- : Following new legislation in Sanchezonallet, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
- : Following new legislation in Sanchezonallet, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
- : Following new legislation in Sanchezonallet, the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men.
- : Following new legislation in Sanchezonallet, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam".
- : Following new legislation in Sanchezonallet, schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate.
- : Following new legislation in Sanchezonallet, the sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer.