The Republic of Samopomichna is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.552 billion Samopomichnans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The very strong Samopomichnan economy, worth 100 trillion hryvnias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 64,560 hryvnias, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 202,064 per year while the poor average 15,819, a ratio of 12.8 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and Bambi has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Samopomichna's national animal is the aurochs, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Samopomichna is ranked 188,037^th in the world and 2^nd in Chernobyl for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,152.86 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.