The Queendom of Saint Suso is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 267 million Saint Susoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porcupolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Susoan economy, worth 33.3 trillion Dublons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 124,830 Dublons, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,025,942 per year while the poor average 3,188, a ratio of 321 to 1.

Epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Saint Susoans's kindness, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport, and the cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Porcupolis" has been described as a real blow for entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Saint Suso's national animal is the Capitalist Swine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Saint Suso is ranked 317,372^nd in the world and 14^th in The Grand Council of the Beard for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -7.75 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.