The Nationalist Utopia of Saint Entopiloin is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Grand Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.831 billion Saint Entopiloinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raitheon. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Entopiloinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,723 trillion Bullions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,109 Bullions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, future leaders of Saint Entopiloin regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, and picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Entopiloin's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Germanic Polytheism.

Saint Entopiloin is ranked 18,491^st in the world and 29^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.99 law-abiding acts per hour.