The Republic of Sagay is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 629 million Sagaynons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.3%.

The Sagaynon economy, worth 31.7 trillion Philippine Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,419 Philippine Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Representatives soak in mineral pools at the new capitol building day spa, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations, surveillance cameras are banned, and Sagay has designated Sagay City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sagay's national animal is the Philippine Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Sagay is ranked 91,838^th in the world and 5^th in Negros Occidental for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,466.31 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.