Population | 42.82 billion |
Capital | Garfield |
Leader | Jay |
Currency | Ivox |
Animal | Dodo |
The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jay with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.82 billion Safjians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 19,217 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 448,807 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Visiting the best Safjian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, and there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Safj is ranked 290,989th in the world and 1st in A Slice of Surreality for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -91.32 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Safj was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Developed, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Average Incomes, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Safj was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Safj, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow.
- : Following new legislation in Safj, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents.
- : Following new legislation in Safj, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year.
- : Following new legislation in Safj, visiting the best Safjian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
- : Following new legislation in Safj, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
- : Following new legislation in Safj, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.
- : Following new legislation in Safj, hospitals in Safj are too busy serving the needs of A Slice of Surreality to see Safjians.
- : Following new legislation in Safj, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Safj.
World Assembly
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