The Serene Compassionate Utopia of Safj is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jay with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.85 billion Safjians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garfield. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Safjian economy, worth an astonishing 19,220 trillion Ivoxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 448,549 Ivoxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There are no more heroes any more, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, a flying elephant and Jay share the same nickname, and youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights. Crime is totally unknown. Safj's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Safj is ranked 26^th in the world and 1^st in A Slice of Surreality for Highest Food Quality, scoring 759 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.