The Free Land of Saferian is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.781 billion Saferianians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.8%.

The powerhouse Saferianian economy, worth 307 trillion Tabs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 110,521 Tabs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 662,535 per year while the poor average 8,357, a ratio of 79.3 to 1.

East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Saferian, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, and Saferian has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Saferian's national animal is the Wombat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Saferian is ranked 103,169^th in the world and 11^th in Vultune for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,224.29 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.