The Supreme Republic of Sadore is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Comrade Basil Vanderbilt with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 13.003 billion Sadorens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Butterick. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sadoren economy, worth a remarkable 3,410 trillion runes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 262,266 runes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social order requires citizens to be afraid to ask questions, pilgrims from across the world come to Sadore to worship a glowing tree with a face carved on it, no one gossips with Comrade Basil Vanderbilt during diplomatic summits, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sadore's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Sadore is ranked 309,922^nd in the world and 214^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 18.7 on the Kitten Softness Rating.