The Federal Republic of Sactland is a tiny, orderly nation, renowned for its burgeoning PENGVIN population. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14 million Sactlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 30.7%.

The strong Sactlandian economy, worth 722 billion rubles a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 51,539 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sactland's national animal is the PENGVIN.

Sactland is ranked 242,508^th in the world and 185^th in Lesbian for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring zero on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.