The Theocracy of Sachi is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Enoch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The cynical, devout population of 6.545 billion Sachians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Void. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Sachian economy, worth 704 trillion Ethers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 107,585 Ethers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends, and proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sachi's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Sachi is ranked 325,769th in the world and 10th in Number for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.89 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Sachi, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
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Sachi, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends.
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Sachi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
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Sachi, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed.
- : Following new legislation in
Sachi, jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment.
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Sachi, news headlines suggest that Enoch has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
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Sachi, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
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Sachi, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
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Sachi, the number of judges has tripled in recent months.
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Sachi, election officials are delivered in 30 minutes or money back.





























































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