The Autonomous Cantons of Sable Haven is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Cantor Vincent with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 9.935 billion Sable Havenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sumidore. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sable Havenian economy, worth 672 trillion Sablins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,644 Sablins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, the government has enacted freedom of information, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sable Haven's national animal is the Sable, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sable Haven is ranked 11,499^th in the world and 91^st in Forest for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.