The Republic of Sabbiadora is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ferruccio Piccolina with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 1.889 billion Sabbadorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Città Bordiga. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sabbiadoran economy, worth 179 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 94,634 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, and down payment blues in foreign nations are a thing of the past. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sabbiadora's national animal is the octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sabbiadora is ranked 47,411^th in the world and 6^th in Ieshus for Most Developed, scoring 78.17 on the Human Development Index.