The Federation of S3V1DR is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Koishi Komeiji with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.421 billion S3V1DRians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Belgrade. The average income tax rate is 57.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish S3V1DRian economy, worth 37.7 trillion quid a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,546 quid, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

"Koishi Komeiji got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, and priests are being drafted by the church load. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. S3V1DR's national animal is the person, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christianity.

S3V1DR is ranked 111,909^th in the world and 28^th in Eientei Gensokyo for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,277.18 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.