The Incorporated States of Ryans Buffet and Grill is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The CEO with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.483 billion buffet enjoyers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Grand Buffet and Funplex. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The powerhouse a buffet enjoyer economy, worth 114 trillion federal dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 76,970 federal dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, and pension obligations are building. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ryans Buffet and Grill's national animal is the brahmin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is gluttony.

Ryans Buffet and Grill is ranked 243,683^rd in the world and 13^th in Shadowport for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 93.28 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.