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Long Live Russyn, Our Free Motherland!
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,300thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,877thSafest: 5,136th
The Federation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Eminence Grise
Regional Councilor
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Russyn

Population3.51 billion

CapitalYekaterinburg
LeaderPresident Vladimir Kara-Murza
FaithEastern Orthodoxy

CurrencyRussyn Ruble
AnimalEurasian Bear

The Federation of Russyn is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Vladimir Kara-Murza with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.51 billion Russians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yekaterinburg. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth 591 trillion Russyn Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 168,419 Russyn Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rogue nations are placing suspiciously large bulk orders for student laptops, old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russyn's national animal is the Eurasian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Russyn is ranked 6,098th in the world and 1st in Siberia for Most Cultured, scoring 143 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,300thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,877thSafest: 5,136thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,362ndMost Accessible: 6,045thMost Cultured: 6,098thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,549thHighest Food Quality: 6,624thMost Inclusive: 6,793rdNicest Citizens: 6,818thMost Income Equality: 7,267thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,298thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,464thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,633rdMost Developed: 7,790thSmartest Citizens: 8,670thHealthiest Citizens: 9,667thLargest Governments: 9,757thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,016thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,428thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,902ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,969thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,956thLowest Crime Rates: 13,465thMost Devout: 15,146thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 15,536thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,685thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,908thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,260thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,178thHighest Average Incomes: 18,631stMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,788thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,132ndMost Efficient Economies: 20,529thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,048thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,252ndMost Patriotic: 24,509thLeast Corrupt Governments: 28,620th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Russyn, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta.
  • : Following new legislation in Russyn, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Russyn, old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training.
  • : Following new legislation in Russyn, rogue nations are placing suspiciously large bulk orders for student laptops.
  • : Following new legislation in Russyn, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.
  • : Russyn lodged a message on the Kaira Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Russyn, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby President Vladimir Kara-Murza Pics" has made President Vladimir Kara-Murza's mom a celebrity.
  • : Following new legislation in Russyn, those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much.
  • : Following new legislation in Russyn, there's a bright dawn ahead for Russyn.
  • : Following new legislation in Russyn, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".

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