
| Population | 3.51 billion |
| Capital | Yekaterinburg |
| Leader | President Vladimir Kara-Murza |
| Faith | Eastern Orthodoxy |
| Currency | Russyn Ruble |
| Animal | Eurasian Bear |
The Federation of Russyn is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Vladimir Kara-Murza with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.51 billion Russians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yekaterinburg. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Russian economy, worth 591 trillion Russyn Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 168,419 Russyn Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Rogue nations are placing suspiciously large bulk orders for student laptops, old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russyn's national animal is the Eurasian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.
Russyn is ranked 6,098th in the world and 1st in Siberia for Most Cultured, scoring 143 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Russyn, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta.
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Russyn, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
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Russyn, old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training.
- : Following new legislation in
Russyn, rogue nations are placing suspiciously large bulk orders for student laptops.
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Russyn, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.
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Russyn lodged a message on the Kaira Regional Message Board.
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Russyn, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby President Vladimir Kara-Murza Pics" has made President Vladimir Kara-Murza's mom a celebrity.
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Russyn, those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much.
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Russyn, there's a bright dawn ahead for Russyn.
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Russyn, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".







































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