The Dictatorship of Russian Red Soviets is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by JanLuigi Masachello with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, aversion to nipples, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.766 billion Russian Red Soviets are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peacock city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Russian Red Sovietian economy, worth a remarkable 1,548 trillion Rubles a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,575 Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, and hell hath no fury like an ocean scorned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russian Red Soviets's national animal is the Chernobyl disaster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Charles Leclerc.

Russian Red Soviets is ranked 187,942^nd in the world and 17^th in The Southern Lands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,157.01 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.