The Warren of Run Rabbit Run is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Bugs Bunny with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.217 billion Run Rabbit Runians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hopalong. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Run Rabbit Runian economy, worth a remarkable 4,675 trillion carrots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 220,372 carrots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Slavery is freedom, five year olds are carried away after losing Witchball games, the sky (and your feet) are the limit, and political debates are all but a distant memory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Run Rabbit Run's national animal is the Witch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Carrotism.

Run Rabbit Run is ranked 248,987^th in the world and 11^th in War Weary for Rudest Citizens, with 27.27 insults per minute.