The Kingdom of Royal Lamplight is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its closed borders and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate population of 256 million Royal Lamplightians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 41.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Royal Lamplightian economy, worth 12.8 trillion Royal Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,108 Royal Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them, and the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Royal Lamplight's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Royal Lamplight is ranked 113,929^th in the world and 2^nd in Royal Tradition for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 87.75 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.