The Republic of Rovilaia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Tomislav Segal with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 5.316 billion Rovilaians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dog city. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Rovilaian economy, worth 650 trillion Rovs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 122,296 Rovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, socialism gives everyone a share of the economy's growing carbon footprint, selling advanced CPUs to anti-Rovilaian terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders, and ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rovilaia's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Rovilaia is ranked 20,801^st in the world and 3^rd in Surpridom of the Left for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 302.87 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.