The State of Rotuma Beach is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.999 billion Rotuma Beachians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Rotuma Beachian economy, worth a remarkable 1,132 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 40,447 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 274,993 per year while the poor average 2,173, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Rotuma Beach's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rotuma Beach is ranked 215,430^th in the world and 1^st in Rotuma for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring zero on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.