The Republic of Rotisi is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Ujunwa Obinna with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and lack of airports. The compassionate, devout population of 13.666 billion Rotisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotisi City. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Rotisian economy, worth 892 trillion Sliding Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. Average income is 65,304 Sliding Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rotisi City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, all industry is owned and run by the government, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, and they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rotisi's national animal is the Rotisian waterfowl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rotisi is ranked 319,267^th in the world and 1^st in The Slide Countries National Assembly for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -139.5 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.