The Republic of Romoos is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.069 billion Romoosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 46.4%.

The powerhouse Romoosian economy, worth 123 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,960 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and endangered species are effective hostages against the Romoosian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romoos's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Romoos is ranked 264,045^th in the world and 578^th in Novaya Zemlya for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.13 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.