The Commonwealth of Romeri is a very large, genial nation, notable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 337 million Romerians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Jose. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Romerian economy, worth 12.9 trillion Rials a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,408 Rials, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, there's a big brother in every prison, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', and arbitration is mightier than the sword. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Romeri's national animal is the Motmot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Romeri is ranked 213,346^th in the world and 178^th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 62.73 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.