The United Socialist States of Roller nation is a large, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning dove population. The hard-working, democratic population of 111 million Roller nationians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The strong Roller nationian economy, worth 6.39 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 57,610 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Roller nation's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Roller nation is ranked 119,536^th in the world and 49^th in Imperatus for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,509.12 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.